Mampire

Someone who is the milk equivalent of a vampire, where a vampire wants human blood this beast wants human milk. The sight of large breasts and cleavage can be enough to bring the milklust out of a mampire. Mam as in Mammary as in breast tissues, so since vampires wants blood the correct word for an individual with an equally strong thirst for milk will be knwon as Mampire.

Paul: Hey why did your face turn red and your pupils dilated just now?
Tom: I'm a mampire and I just saw a really busty girl just now

by wardaddies June 21, 2022

Memphis Meat Grinder

The art of eiffel~towering a pint of primo bbq.

BBQ bro 1: Dude, these burnt ends will change your life!

BBQ bro 2: If they’re that good I have my utility knife. We can pop off a Memphis meat grinder before we bring it back!

by Meat Bro August 20, 2023

Mampé

He or she may start out okay but then shortly you realize it's just a little shit of a human being. May do things like insult others for no reason, completely unprovoked, hurt others that are trying to vent. The age isn't a factor because this is just a child in an adult's body or just a child anyway. They like to act tough but they ain't shit. They just offend others constantly and think it's being a sigma or whatever. Kill on sight.

I liked him at first, he sent funny vids and seemed cool. Then he told me to go kill myself when I was feeling really down. :(

Yeah your friend was a Mampé

by Hollowslayer October 7, 2023

Glen MacPherson

An awesome friend. Good natured, generous, and caring.

He was the best buddy you could ever ask for, a true Glen MacPherson.

by laffguy February 5, 2010

Memphis, MI

A podunk town full of tools who all have a superiority complex for some unfathomable reason. In reality these people should have no pride at all because EVERYBODY is better than them. The sports teams suck, but the jocks are arrogant twats regardless. The junior high and high school are one shitty conglomerate in a consolidated building. 95% of the kids at MHS are likely the result of perpetual inbreeding, which explains their inability to comprehend the written, or spoken word. They say that the first car was built here, but that's probably just a lie that the historical society made up so people would think we're important (it didn't work anyway). The only fun things to do in Memphis involve destroying other peoples' property. The water tower looks like a big, stupid lollypop. There is an annual festival that is centered around ducks. Just as I think that this town cannot possibly get any stupider, something else happens, like a Blues Festival or something lame like that. I am deeply ashamed to have grown up in this town. That old guy makes some bitchin' ice cream though.

1. Memphis, MI is like a plate that had shit on it at one time. You can wash the plate over, and over again, but the plate still had shit on it.

2. Everyone in Memphis can bite me.

3. Being burned alive is more tolerable than speaking to one of Memphis' denizens for even a few seconds.

by The HZA March 1, 2010

Memphis

Memphis is one of the most miserable cities in America. The town is run and occupied predominately by ignorant, racist hypocrites. Crime rates are terrible, and if you were to move here, the chances that you or someone you know will fall victim to violent crime are pretty good. The schools are terrible, but this is not solely the fault of MCS. The reason why our city turns out so many dumb, violent little shits is because their parents don't give a flying fuck. Also, drug use is very common in this town, (you would do drugs to if you lived here). In all honesty, I sincerely hope that the uneducated, violent, thugs in this town get shot, stabbed, set on fire, extinguished, set on fire again, then finally beaten to death with a dildo... Their extraordinary ability to fuck things up has harmed/made more difficult the lives of good, honest, people.

I wouldn't piss on Memphis to put out a fire.

by AngryBlackMan1 January 5, 2010

Memphis

A city with the highest crime rate, highest infant mortality rate, and the most corrupt politicians in the US. Memphis is a city in major decline, with a decaying downtown and people fleeing the city in every way possible. 64% African-American population. Crime, corruption, poor schools everywhere. Not a place even Elvis would visit.

Memphis is like blighted urban and ghetto suburbanized and vandalized Mississippi.

by daveknowsbest August 1, 2008