man

A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man... mmmm

by Mjeezy August 8, 2003

Man

If you where born in this world a man you where meant to struggle with the standards and hardships of this world. You where never meant to show emotion because its being cis and a piss baby but if you don't show this emotion you are an "Alpha/Sigma" male or an Andrew Tate wannabe. If you are broke you are nothing and if you are rich it was always daddy's money no matter how hard you may have worked. Nothing will every be good enough if you are a man and people will always expect the best no matter what because you are on. But no matter what we don't ask for forgiveness of the world and we continue to keep our head up like kings.

Man no matter what the race are in a constant struggle and not matter what we keep our heads up.

by KIngsUnited August 17, 2023

Man

A blind idiot who likes himself too much.

- Her boyfriend knows the problem, but he doesn't want to understand what he's done wrong. He's oblivious to her feelings and writes them off as unimportant.
* So, you're saying he's a random human male, a man.

by Fairy_Dust_244 January 20, 2017

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

Man

The product of life.

"Man brought us here!"

by Rainbow Pooper Of The World January 22, 2019

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Richter: Die monster. You don’t belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wished to be me tribute!
Richter: Tribute!? You steal men’s souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions…
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

by Edward Fawkes September 4, 2017

MAN

THE RULER OF THE WORLD

MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART

"MAN IS GOD MAN IS SMART"

by MAN HAS TAKEN OVER January 22, 2023