Schnabel-lover

A person cursed by the misfortune of being attraced to a very cute ladyboy-like boy (of age). In his presence, you might experience uncontrollable urges to touch and caress him, and tell him how much you love him, and want to feel his warmth.

Sigma N: Ayo Benjamin, I am a Schnabel-lover.
Sigma B: Same bro, wanna touch his schnabel?

by NigerianAccentSchanbelLoverBoy November 29, 2021

Monster lover

Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)

Person A: Omg Davy Jones is so hot!!!
Person B: Dude your a total monster lover.

by Gaybitch.com November 17, 2021

di-lover

A dog who is clearly very attached to his male owner; in the case of a dog owned by a male-female couple, a dog who prefers the company of the male.

As usual, Rover snuggled up next to George, causing George's wife Rita to comment that their dog was clearly a real di-lover.

by JunieG December 21, 2006

non-lover

Never going to fall in love, always going to stay single.

I ain't ready to mingle bitches, go fuck yourselves because no one is gonna touch me anytime soon.
I don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend in my life cause I'm gonna stay single forever, my heart is not beating for anyone, I ain't in love, I'm a non-lover.

by Admirer.epy June 23, 2018

the backseat lovers

the best band in the entire gd world
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot

i just listened to the backseat lovers entire first album and their multiple single-releases and ive got to say, every one if their songs sounds like its a coming of age film. not in a coming of age film. the song is the coming of age film.

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022

shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.

Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

mother lover

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.

by janozs gyury June 28, 2006