Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

lint hider

When you take the lint off the dryer filter and instead of walking 2 feet to the trash, you wad it up and throw it between the dryer and the wall thinking noone's gonna be the wiser.

I was doing some spring deep cleaning, and found four big lint balls that little lint hider dropped. She thinks we don't know, but I see her!!! I'm putting the lint back in her pockets..

by streart07221969 December 14, 2024

Linting

Shoving a fresh number 2 pencil into someone’s ass and using it as a pencil sharpener

I’m gonna linting you

by Broke boi January 1, 2025

Tip Lint

When you pull down your pants and have lint on the tip of your peenar

Yo, i got bad tip lint last night. Took a while to clean it off.

by Poopsock__ September 30, 2025

even lint

lint that is evenly distributed

That's some even lint.

by RayeDoki November 22, 2021

Lint trap

When a younger person is only attracted to older people usually with grey hair

She’s always going after the older men in the bar (she’s such a lint trap)

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Clint lint

The lint from a girl's frontal areas

I just had a realization, Sally was leaving clint lint everywhere! Do you have soap?!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026