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The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.
Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.
by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016
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Leotard

A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, he’ll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks he’s hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, he’s had every ho in town. Pretty sure he’s got the herp.
Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.
by Msjames44 February 3, 2019
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LARPing Leonard

A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.
Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."

Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"

LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"

Guy #1 "........let's go home"
by DiskoStikk June 22, 2009
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fat Leonard

The poof on top of a beenie, fluff ball, or hairy thang
Hey girl, im diggin that fat Leonard!

Check out that fat leonard, mutha fuckas bouncin like shiiit
by therob11 August 6, 2014
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dirty leonard

When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.
Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."
by LockAndBoat May 10, 2020
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leonard

Semi-erection of the penis
"He woke up sporting a rather splendid leonard"
by Lorenzo Martino May 18, 2005
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Leonard

Leonard is pretty much a BOSS! His name is Lion strength don't get in the way. He is a genius that will top every class or job out there. He might be shy but he is a boss!
Kid 1. Leonard is a boss
Kid 2. Leonard is a boss....
Kid 9878. Leonard is a boss
by PseudonymWhyNotName December 18, 2016
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