by How did I get here June 22, 2021
Get the Lar mug.A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.
40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"
Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"
Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009
Get the Bailer Lars mug.Lars is a very kind person who has a nice personality, is very handsome and knows how to treat you well, is good in giving hugs. Hes cool and hes good in bed
Lars is Hot and good in bed☹️
by cyb3rg0th April 30, 2021
Get the Lars mug.To leave any social setting (including class, meeting, event, etc.) to locate and occupy the largest stall in any restroom for the sole purpose of phone usage
Pronounced as if you are saying the proper name “Larry”
Pronounced as if you are saying the proper name “Larry”
by Lil RT April 1, 2025
Get the Rip a Lar mug.Lar é uma pessoa inteligente, social, engraçada, mas muito louca (imensa energia e essa é gasta em macacádas)
by Francisca Silva dos Matos June 15, 2020
Get the Lar mug.The handsome (and tall) third year student who comes to stir the pot while charming everyone into his web of lies. Will steal your boyfriend while he takes you down.
A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.
A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.
by The handle was already used May 6, 2022
Get the Lars Marcus mug.Is very full of himself. He doesn’t care about most things except for stupid dogs, loud cats, and hot girls. Bro thinks every person that looks his way is creaming over him. He will usually be there for you give you stupid advice and laugh when you cry. Bro doesn’t care. Bro thinks he’s better than everyone
“Hey Lars, can you help me become a little more popular and manly?”
Lars: “yeah, just don’t be stupid”
“What?”
Lars: “Just don’t be stupid. That’s it.”
Lars: “Yo, I saw these chicks today at BK when I was applying and they were all looking at me, so I wrote down my name and number and stared at them and said, ‘you ladies want my number too?’😏
Lars: “yeah, just don’t be stupid”
“What?”
Lars: “Just don’t be stupid. That’s it.”
Lars: “Yo, I saw these chicks today at BK when I was applying and they were all looking at me, so I wrote down my name and number and stared at them and said, ‘you ladies want my number too?’😏
by Tinkerdinckle October 15, 2023
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