A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz
For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”
For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”
by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021
Get the Lardmug. 
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by Hobbisan July 23, 2023
Get the LARDmug. An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
Get the minge lardmug. She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.
by passe’ November 6, 2023
Get the lard assmug. by Dingleoid January 29, 2019
Get the Lard ass Noodlemug.