Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 6, 2009

lard boy

fat

u r lard boy

by a lard boy August 18, 2023

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 3, 2025

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018

fat lard

Someone who is getting on your nerves, who is also fat.

Biwwy you are such a fat lard!

by Zubble-guppies February 19, 2018