rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Fucking lames

"Fucking lames" is mostly used by the hispanic community mostly Chicano, "Fucking lames" is to describe a group of people and how fucking lame they look

nah foo let's not go with them to the Carne Asada, they some fucking lames homie.

by Sara Velazquez January 19, 2021

Moldy Lampshade

A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.

I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

Jar Jar Lames

A combination of two names; both horrific; Jar Jar Binks and Lames (someone who's name is James, but is intensely lame). This is one of the most ultimate insults one can give to someone named James.

James, why are we going bowling? Stop being Jar Jar Lames.

by Foot2Face August 1, 2016

Gordon Bennet Lads

Gambie the Great’s favourite saying to yell out in anguish. Other sayings include “CHEESE ON TOAST”

“GORDON BENNET LADS”

by East Vagina July 1, 2019

Too much on lads

She's no letting me go

Sorry can't come to Wales as I've got too much on lads

by dianzio November 20, 2019

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004