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Krispy Kreme Kock

Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut
"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"
by Yeeyeedadlefme October 7, 2020
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krispy kreme

When a female is performing oral sex on an erect penis with a donut on it, the male smashes her head down onto his penis far enough for the donut and the his cream.
I need a donut for tonight, your mom is going to give me a krispy kreme.
by Jesus H Cox, MD November 29, 2007
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the Krispie Kremie

when the thai donut shop guy offers a "happy ending" with your dozen bear claws ....and you take him up on it.
Try Artesia donuts. They have an excellent Krispie Kremie. *wink*
by Lo Nut April 4, 2005
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Krel

A rare species other wise known as a homo Krel-lidius. Krel's are commonly spotted and often mistaken for a walking penis.
Explorer: did u see that
Visitor: Is that a rare homo krel-Lidius
by The explorer September 5, 2016
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Krispy Kreme

commonly used to describe someone who is always fuckin cracked out! They are so fried they are like donuts.
Man, that guy is definately an f-in Krispy Kreme!
by punkrawk February 27, 2003
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Krispy Kreme

During sex, the man pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and ejaculates into her bellybutton. After doing this, he dunks the head of his penis into the "glaze" and inserts it into her mouth. If there's more than one man, its a "double-glazed".
by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009
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The sexual act of filling ones partner's asshole with whipped creme, plugging the anus with a donut hole once full, and an optional layer of shit or chocolate syrup is applied on top. Consumption is a must, serves 1-2.
Man- "Damn honey that was a mighty fine roast we had tonight!"

Woman- "I hope you saved room for dessert. Cause we are having a fucking Krispy Kreme"
by NAVNAV September 24, 2010
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