kettle party

where a group of people all hit the bong togeather
hey brain do you want to come over and have a kettle party
by dirty frank 359 January 08, 2016
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charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.
that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!
by MilfMasher November 22, 2021
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Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger March 10, 2016
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kettle point

A shitty ass place with druggies and stoners. Smells like desperate ass kids, and 12 year old girls trying to date their cousins and get in their pans.
"Yo lets stop in kettle point for some weed! i have enough for an oz.!"
"no what the fuck, my cousin lives there. shes in grade seven and always tries to get in my pants."
by hdhcuskcmodoqo April 09, 2018
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Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
by Be May November 28, 2022
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bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD
by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010
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Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle
by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018
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