Kaleb

lamest of them all

“he looks so sad”
“its cause of how lame Kaleb is.”

by Meganbyrd February 25, 2024

kaleb

a mixture of kale and a bee making it the word kaleb.

joe: “what should we name our child?”
lilli: “how about kaleb b?”
joe “so kaleb!”

by bigaberdaddy January 2, 2022

Kaleb

A guy who tends to have a good style that consists of band tshirts, flannels, cowboy boots, and a leather jacket. He loves to joke with his friends and thrives on dark humor. He is a responsible and respectful when he is needed to be though. Kaleb has many talents and uses them to his advantage. He is smart and is willing to help you out. Kaleb is tall, blue eyes and brown hair. A simple smile from him can make your day. But when you are alone with him, he is the most caring guy you will ever meet. Kaleb loves old music and old cars. He will tell you about them all the time when he can. Lastly, he is an old man at heart and you will never see him without a cross word puzzle book.

person 1: hey who is that? he is always wearing those cowboy boots.

person 2: ah, that’s just kaleb.

by urmothashouse March 31, 2022

Kaleb

Kaleb is the one of the realist people you will ever meet. He’s very patient, caring and honest. He’s not good with his feelings, so when he does show you them, be patient and try to be understanding about it. He has such an amazing soul and way of thinking. You can truly trust him and it’s so easy to build love for him.

Girl: Do you know Kaleb?
Girl #2: Ofc, I absolutely love his whole vibe!

by kioldj July 9, 2022

Kaleb Bang

A 5’2 shirv mangler who gets carried in die and thinks he’s good. Papa girth is his daddy

Oh my god Kaleb bang got glue in his asshole.

by Shrivson69 June 1, 2020

Kaleb

Depression

Omg I heard she went to the doctor and diagnosed her as Kaleb.

by tatiaca.tata November 5, 2020

Kaleb

Kaleb is an over weight person who thinks he is all that but could never get a girl. He likes to act tough, but could get beat up by the weakest link in a group. He tries to act black, but gets bullied by the black people for trying to act like them.

Lauren: dang that fat guy over there is a total kaleb

William: ya he's trying to hard to be black

Lauren: I could never date a keleb

by Hefgkgddhjjhgry May 1, 2020