by Chelenza August 02, 2010
A small town in Texas, about 45 mintues Southwest of Dallas. The vast majority of the patrons in Joshua are football-obsessed, culturally/politically retarded, mindblowingly-moronic hicks who should be shot
by soadluvr8 October 18, 2008
A narcissistic, manipulative, pitiful piece of trash. He secretly trusts that he is a God and that every girl wants his dick. Meanwhile, he begs naive girls for their sympathy, expressing that he believes everyone hates him and that he wants to kill himself. Do not give him compassion, he will use it against you. He will beg for everything good in you and use it against you. Joshua has no life. He talks openly about drugs and his interesting weekends only to find out he sits in his room alone on Facebook. I don't think he could ever have drug experience, because no one would offer him drugs. And he doesn't have friends to talk to on Facebook BTW. He just scrolls through the news feed. Josh tries very hard to act cool, for his lack of even understanding how to be cool. Josh dated H, a chill chick. H has empathy. H was nice to Josh. She liked Josh. But then Josh decided to manipulate her. Josh decided to be a real cunt. H hopes Josh goes to hell. H broke up with Josh. H is smart. Josh is dumb.
I'm not sure if Joshua is being nice to her or if he thinks she wants his dick.
Josh would not stop telling me he was hurting himself, but he yelled at me for trying to help him.
I think Josh is just a really dramatic male who manipulates you for his comfort.
Josh talks about terrible things really loud a lot, to get peoples attention.
Josh is a disgusting attention seeker.
Josh would not stop telling me he was hurting himself, but he yelled at me for trying to help him.
I think Josh is just a really dramatic male who manipulates you for his comfort.
Josh talks about terrible things really loud a lot, to get peoples attention.
Josh is a disgusting attention seeker.
by galaxy sloth March 23, 2016
A tall lanky fuck who takes it up the ass hole daily by big black men, they tend to have mum's who are milfs who are bang tidy who many would love to spaff over their tits. Many have before and many will in the future. Joshua is also known as a person with no friends, no life, and a tiny penis but also will die a lonely little virgin. Joshua also stands for inbred, as they are renown for having sexual relations with their younger siblings. They also have tendancies to rape people among those being young defenseless children.
by Mclovin2408 October 21, 2011
The most disturbing, irrevant being that has ever existed that looks and also smells like a piece of crap. If given the name Joshua it is basically saying you don't have a life worth living and you should kill yourself. Joshua is the scum of the earth.
by The Lordy Hoard February 28, 2017
a boy, showing a love for leather pants- with a drastic butt zipper- and mo-peds, and all things feminine.
by ASIANNNNNNNN September 21, 2010
A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :
joshua: I LIKE MATH.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.
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