Joseph

One who is very knowedgeable of android phones. The worst enemy of the Iphone.

My name is Joseph, how may I be of assistance.

by joey4 September 27, 2011

Joseph

Man with shit name

• wow that joseph dude has such a shit name.
• joseph Is such a shit name

by JayIsNotAwesome March 16, 2015

Joseph

An all-around asshole of a guy. Plays girls all the time, usually leading on 3 or more at a time, and eventually deciding which one he likes best. Likes playing Abby's, Rachel's, Taryn's, and Lily's.

Joseph had sex with Taryn, then never called or texted her again. He did the same with Abby, Rachel, AND Lily.

by D' Quavius June 26, 2014

Joseph

The biggest sissy in the Bible, this is also applicable as a general insult for anyone who purportedly contains ovaries and tear ducts.

When Mahalalel got hit in the nuts with a baseball, he began to weep; what a frickin' Joseph

by Nathan Clarke October 7, 2006

Joseph

an extremely awesome person who love to dance on hamster's faces and eat their brains out. Joseph's may be liable to eat your brains out too, if you get close enough.

Woah! Did you see that Joseph on that hamster? Totally awesome.

by Shagmaster4453 June 27, 2009

Joseph

Joseph is stupid. He doesn't know when to make decisions on his own and typically is "broke" when in reality he gets $100 per week from his parents. Joseph has a current weighted GPA of a 3.0 and cannot put contacts on. His love of the life is named Phuc. He is stubborn and cannot dance. He overthinks and makes himself look stupid in front of everyone. He is also horrible at backflips.

Joseph likes Phuc, therefore, gay couple

by SGT Von November 20, 2019

Joseph

Joseph.... IS A CHEATING BASTARD , he also smells like halitosis. never date a joseph he will break your heart... he fucks animals and pillows FUCK ASS BITCH . DICK IN THE BOOTY HOE

him : hey im joseph

her : ew wtf your name is joseph

by amazetutu June 21, 2019