Joseph

One who is very knowedgeable of android phones. The worst enemy of the Iphone.

My name is Joseph, how may I be of assistance.

by joey4 May 25, 2011

Joseph

Man with shit name

• wow that joseph dude has such a shit name.
• joseph Is such a shit name

by JayIsNotAwesome March 16, 2015

Joseph

An all-around asshole of a guy. Plays girls all the time, usually leading on 3 or more at a time, and eventually deciding which one he likes best. Likes playing Abby's, Rachel's, Taryn's, and Lily's.

Joseph had sex with Taryn, then never called or texted her again. He did the same with Abby, Rachel, AND Lily.

by D' Quavius June 27, 2014

Joseph

The biggest sissy in the Bible, this is also applicable as a general insult for anyone who purportedly contains ovaries and tear ducts.

When Mahalalel got hit in the nuts with a baseball, he began to weep; what a frickin' Joseph

by Nathan Clarke October 04, 2006

Joseph

an extremely awesome person who love to dance on hamster's faces and eat their brains out. Joseph's may be liable to eat your brains out too, if you get close enough.

Woah! Did you see that Joseph on that hamster? Totally awesome.

by Shagmaster4453 June 27, 2009

Joseph

An edgy nigga who’s ready to fuck hard,also the fattest one out of his friends.

This nigga a Joseph.

by Yesdadinmyweenus May 01, 2018

Joseph

Joseph.... IS A CHEATING BASTARD , he also smells like halitosis. never date a joseph he will break your heart... he fucks animals and pillows FUCK ASS BITCH . DICK IN THE BOOTY HOE

him : hey im joseph

her : ew wtf your name is joseph

by amazetutu June 22, 2019