Jorking

Someone musturbating their penar

“I was jorking my penar in my room last night to the mannequin leg”

by Moe lester hugh Janus May 17, 2025

Jenking

Having sexual intercourse on Staten Island Premises

Francesco why were you jenking your sister at the bagel shop??

by Steven here November 1, 2025

jinking it

when you eat rendang and chocolate milk at exactly 9pm

did you jinking it

by jinkingit November 8, 2025

Jocking

A Trinidadian slang for someone who is in the act of masterbation

Raj walked into the room and caught Rakesh jocking

by Khanalisee January 5, 2026

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

B’jonkin

A firm, yet subtle/clean way to say “fuckin’ kidding” around children.

Credit: Pamela Glasscock

You’ve gotta be B’jonkin me!

by B’jonkin November 1, 2021