Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa
"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"
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The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>
by ReadySetCuddle July 28, 2008
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Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste
"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"
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a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.
UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!
by justthetruthfromme May 16, 2011
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your being a jonathan
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very shy, cute guy. Who likes to sit and play games all day. He is cool to talk to but is mostly goofy. He can get mad very easily. He likes to sleep in and stays up all night. girls like for who he is and h does not have to change the way he is because of a girl. Jonathan is a loving boy and an amazing friend
OMG... he is such a Jonathan
Why cant you be a Jonathan
Get out of bed... WOW your such a Jonathan
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A fucking lit as fuck hood nigga who is so fucking sexy and has gay friends but is so smart bill gates wish Jonathan was his son
JONATHAN is the coolest hood nigga there is
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