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Jonathan

Jonathan has specks and has brown hair. He is quite spotty aswell. He is
A bit of a junkie , he smokes weed and fags. He is a bit of a fuckboy because he flirts with everyone , even boys even tho he’s apparently straight
by Urbanmyth246 March 4, 2019
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A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>
by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008
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Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste
"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"
by 92614 April 10, 2015
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Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.
UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!
by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011
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jonathan

your being a jonathan
by WoWaYoN April 25, 2013
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Jonathan

Jonathan a unique name for a piece of sh*t guy. you can do anything buy him everything and he will still cheat on u for a one night stand.in conclusion, Jonathan is A CHEATER && a FAKE pimp HE GOT NO HOES AND HE UGLY STOP STRESSING !! get w his bff ;)
isnt that the jonathan that dated that beautiful girl ?

yeah he cheated on her for a THOT

oh shit
by Only said facts October 9, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very shy, cute guy. Who likes to sit and play games all day. He is cool to talk to but is mostly goofy. He can get mad very easily. He likes to sleep in and stays up all night. girls like for who he is and h does not have to change the way he is because of a girl. Jonathan is a loving boy and an amazing friend
OMG... he is such a Jonathan
Why cant you be a Jonathan
Get out of bed... WOW your such a Jonathan
by lover hannah December 31, 2017
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