Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

Jeff by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

Jeff by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, he is someone that is with you side by side no matter what. He is someone that you can trust and help. Everyone has a jeff but they just might not know it yet but someday they will find who there jeff is

I found out who my jeff is

Jeff by sujfjb December 16, 2019

jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average

You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...

jeff by my taint is clean January 4, 2020

jeff

A guy you need to stay away from because all you can hear is MY NAME IS JEFF

Me: Whats your Name
Jeff: MY NAME IS JEFF

jeff by ElisePineapple January 19, 2020

Jeff

Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction

Man: "hey how are you"

Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"

Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"

Jeff by Jdjdidowinfj d i February 22, 2020

Jeff

A baseball player who thinks he’s good and he’s a dummy.

Man stop being a Jeff.

Jeff by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020