a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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I’m not a fan of Jason’s Deli or Piccadilly. I created Jadilly from a very frustrating and bad experiences at both establishments. It means; Cheap, Carnival like (carny), Five & Dime stores, Flea Market Mentality, Goofiness, Goober, Lackluster, and just plain Worthless and Weak.
I’m not a fan of Jason’s Deli or Piccadilly. I created Jadilly from a very frustrating and bad experiences at both establishments. It means; Cheap, Carnival like (carny), Five & Dime stores, Flea Market Mentality, Goofiness, Goober, Lackluster, and just plain Worthless and Weak.
That's damn Jadilly. Stop being so Jadilly. Look how freaking Jadilly that is. Stop with all this Jadillyness!
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Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
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Paul: PP Newman doesn't have a Jailbar
DiggingDeep: Yes he does, he has have a big Jailbar and he is in the one car.
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by Tyb2222 July 30, 2010
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3. The place where you'll be grateful when someone kills you with an icepick that's made out of a sharpened tooth brush.
2. the place where all you do is toss the salad
3. The place where you'll be grateful when someone kills you with an icepick that's made out of a sharpened tooth brush.
1. Lock his ass up! Put him in Jail!
2. Nighty night! Keep your bung hole tight!
3. Let me out of this hell hole!
2. Nighty night! Keep your bung hole tight!
3. Let me out of this hell hole!
by Farenheights October 13, 2004
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