Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

Jaeret

Terminally single and highly unlovable male. He's a great guy, and you want to have him as a friend, but women will just walk all over him. He might have had some assemblage of self respect at some point, but it has been a long time since he's felt it.

I think Jaeret is a pretty cool guy, eh kills relationships and doesn't afraid of anything

by Farseen January 26, 2010

jarrell

A peculiar race of curly headed jews that speak frequently without thinking, and conduct their day to day affairs with a false swagger, thinking they are the best in every situation. Recently it has been discovered that this race also tends to speak largely in lisps, where there phrases such as cinnamon and sea salt come out as thinnamon and thea thalt.

Look at that curly headed weasel....he must be a jarrell

Hey kids, let's all throw something at that jarrell

by whiteytights33 December 17, 2010

Jarrett

An annoying bragging twat.

Hey , jarrett is so annoying.

by Jarrett farrett March 5, 2017

Jarren

Jarren is a very attractive girl.she has nice curves, and she is a bipolar theres nothing really out there 2 say about her she's just breath takin.

O look theres jarren

by F//@heartlesskidd.jae2x June 2, 2018

Jarrett

Someone who can’t handle more than 2 beers.

That guy is a two beer queer.
Do you mean a Jarrett?

by Penis_Muncher69 December 17, 2018

jarpet

When someone jerks off all over the carpet making a glow in the dark mess

Scenario after a party.
You: "Hey why is this carpet all crusty"
Room mate: "Let me go grab my black light"
You: "Okay"
Room mate: "Awwww, god dammit looks like someone turned this patch into jarpet. Shitty"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010