Blanky Jankies

When you jerk off and nothing comes out.

"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"

by The Hernandez Family August 16, 2012

Janky

Andres Chacon. The most janky of the janky. Meaning broke, shitty, unfair or of poor quality.

Person 1: dude that kid Andres Chacon is so janky

Person 2: I know right he kissed a bush once

by Jankyman June 27, 2019

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Janky

and adj meaning Junky and skanky

or straight up disgusting
usually used in context with a person based on their reputation and/or personality

I'm not touching that, that bitch is janky!

The hookers in Seattle are mad janky

by dirty northwest nigga February 18, 2010

Janky rice rocket

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)

Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.

by not Janky June 9, 2011

Janky

A word used to describe something that is sketchy, crooked, built badly, ramshackle, falling apart, or otherwise not in good condition or of poor quality.

Pete: "Man, that old barn does not look safe, it's falling apart!"
Frank: "Yeah. you wouldn't see me walking around in that janky barn! The roof looks like it could cave in, any minute!"

by Miss Hell Kitten April 14, 2024

Janky

When something is like gross and old like a retreat center with creepy rooms that's janky.

Grace: Wow look at this hotel room that's so janky!
Bobby: Your right that is janky!

Grace: I know pretty janky
Bobby: Not as janky as bathrooms though

by Lolboi August 6, 2016