by Josh Galmarez March 24, 2005
a verb describing when someone suddenly passes out. being high isn't necessary to 'jake' but is often a key factor. a Jake In Progress (JIP) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a 'jake' can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine 'JAAAAAAAAKE' when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.
'shit man, you jaked hard last night'
'I'd better go home before I jake'
'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'
'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'
(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'
'I'd better go home before I jake'
'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'
'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'
(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'
by Major Jaker April 10, 2013
by jeff frasier November 21, 2006
by Sweet niblets May 01, 2009
That guy over there is such a jake.
by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009
A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.
by Silly me I didn't realize August 24, 2008
When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
by Highpod February 26, 2010