United Ireland

A concept that would make unionists shit themselves and jump out the window. You see, despite being the descendants of British protestant planters, they think they own the place and therefore make a united Ireland non-existent.

Jim: I want a United Ireland
Other Jim (unionist): I want 10-inch dicks up my throat.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Northern Ireland Potato Mash

when an irish person shoves a potato up someone else’s ass and nuts in it and then spins their cock around similar to the “Wisconsin Butter Churner” to make mashed potatoes. Serves 2-4 people.

Yo wanna do the northern ireland potato mash tonight and watch futa??

by anonymous January 13, 2026

map of ireland

The damp patch left after having sex

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.

by Spike74 December 30, 2017

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023