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Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.
Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.
by False pseudonym May 15, 2020
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instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.
Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.
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instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.
Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.
by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005
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instant influencer

it's a show by James Charles, and i love it! it is a make up show and you can learn about it, and its like an reality show. and Ashley Strong wins s01. and there are coming drags and things you know. and it is a youtubeorginal so you can easy watch it.
someone: he you watch Instant Influencer on youtube.
the other: yaeh ofc
the one on the background: omg what is that a show
someone: yeah! it is by James Charles!!
the one one the background: omg i love James so much i definitely gonna watch it!!!!!!!!!!
by just a mf person June 6, 2020
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instant thirst

Immediate infatuation; "love" at first sight; seeing a girl and immediately wanting to be with her not knowing anything about her except her looks. See thirsty
Whoa man look at that girl over there, instant thirst.
by A Bottle Of Water December 26, 2013
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instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.
by dameyinata December 21, 2013
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Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.
He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!
by kendog01 May 3, 2020
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