by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
by aztekerz October 21, 2008
When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.
by False pseudonym May 15, 2020
an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.
by bingaling65 July 17, 2011
A violent game of football played on a small pitch.
The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.
If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.
If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
by NeilKetchum September 08, 2010
Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
by Iron_tech April 22, 2012
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?
B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.
A: Shut the fuck up!
B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.
A: Shut the fuck up!
B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 20, 2010