by frogscotch November 26, 2021
by Beemo222 November 23, 2021
When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
by Dick Guzzler March 19, 2016
The chemistry between Morana and Tristian was lacking because of the ‘Insta-Smut’ in "The Predator" by RuNyx
by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023
1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century
My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.
by writing karma March 17, 2015