Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.
Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.
by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019

by mapleshadeism October 11, 2023

Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
by bobdob July 24, 2022

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.
Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.
All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.
All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019

by Pauliewise November 21, 2021

The chemistry between Morana and Tristian was lacking because of the ‘Insta-Smut’ in "The Predator" by RuNyx
by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
