Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

Bush Whacked

What has happened to this country, encompassing the past eight years.

W has Bush Whacked the economy, military, etc.

by rekoem February 12, 2009

beaver whack

This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"

They need to stop making cars with wood paneling. Your beaver whacks hurt!

by Nichole! June 25, 2008

crack is whack

The interview was with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, not Barbara Walters. Please correct.

The interview that included the phrase "crack is whack" was with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, not Barbara Walters. Please correct.

by Joseph Brant August 24, 2007

Sac Whack

The backhanding of a man's genatalia causing extreme pain and can cause him to fall down and cry like a 6 year old girl.

A sac whack can be performed mid way through a conversation to maximise laughter and unexpected pain.

Eg:

Bob: "Hey man wanna go down to Smoky Jim's and get a bur-"
Steve: "SAC WHACK!" *backhands bob in groin*

by Dick Cheese July 4, 2005

whack off

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003

whack-a-mole

While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".

I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009