night kitchen

Night Kitchen - a euphemism for sex.

For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."

by lilcatfish May 20, 2014

Kitchen People

People in the kitchen at any given time

I'm going to take these dishes back downstairs so the kitchen people can have them again.

by JezykaFreak September 10, 2010

sexy kitchen

A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.

A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.

by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014

Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.

by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010

kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.

"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."

by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010