the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

hash-slinging boner

a whore working at the krusty PUSSY, chopped off his cock and replaced it with a rusty DILDO

the hash-slinging boner used to be a WHORE just like you

by asdfmotherfuckingamzee August 08, 2014

leg-sling shoulders

When a guys shoulders are just so fucking broad and perfect you want him to put your legs on his shoulders so he can fuck the fuck out of you

Luke Hemmings has perfect leg-sling shoulders

by Claire Hemmings February 16, 2014

sling some dick

To get your grind on, whether it be literally slinging dick to some fine ass bitches or metaphorically slinging dick by performing an activity well.

HQ is flying me out to Toronto next week to SLING SOME DICK to their accounting department.

What happened to you last night, bro?
Dude, I met these hot-ass Siamese twins. You know I had to SLING SOME DICK to 'em.

by dangeraardvark April 29, 2011

Sling ya hook

Used to tell someone to be quiet and go away.

"You're clapped"
"Oh sling ya hook"

by demigod-dictionary July 27, 2018

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 18, 2018