When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
Get the Red Canning Itmug. I didnt have a chance to have a shower before happy hour so I just changed cloths and and grabbed a shower in a can
by banbanga February 8, 2010
Get the shower in a canmug. 1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes.
2.A fly set of ear phones
2.A fly set of ear phones
1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch!
2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
by ActionDan January 5, 2009
Get the pimp cansmug. by Vonni August 23, 2007
Get the can get itmug. by Academic Type January 23, 2005
Get the shit cannedmug. An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.
by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006
Get the Montana Canmug. Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.
by HUH February 27, 2005
Get the tan-in-a-canmug.