Hoss

A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.

As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.

by Beeph69 December 5, 2021

Hoss

Hoss is an ugly ass kid. You might find one with braces and probably a perm. There are a lot of hoss’s that act gangster and all hard and all that. But on the inside he’s just very soft and has been broken a lot. So hoss’s are about 5’7,or 5’8. They tend to think they can fight but they really can’t. And they might play you so watch out for that! But besides all that. Just keep him as your friend

Girl 1- Omg is that hoss over there🤢
Girl 2- Yea he just broke up with his girl and now he’s with another one.
Girl 1- Obviously he don’t care about girl’s hearts.
Girl 2- Yea he don’t.
Girl 1- What a pos.

by Ptaradactal123 April 24, 2020

Hoss

The nickname that fat bastard gave himself at tesoro.One who thinks of nothing but ways to step on employees toes to achieve personal gain.

Hoss cut hours,cut maintenance cost,and FIRED drivers for bogus reasons just to BROWNNOSE and to gain faith from the execs so he could recieve a larger bonus at the end of the year. His motto-"FUCK THE DRIVERS CAUSE THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A DIME A DOZEN!"

by coastworm November 14, 2003

Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

“That kid right there is a medium hoss”

by Gorillacrotch July 29, 2022

BIG HOSS

An ignorant redneck, generally doesn't know jackshit about anything, thick skulled individual.

He microwaved a fork? What a Big Hoss!

by RATAMAHATA August 9, 2022

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.

Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."

by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022