cheese hose

unwashed male genitalia

most of the homeless population suffer from a cheese hose

by turducky October 30, 2014

hose over

To demonstrate more power over somene than one actually has over them.

"Mom says I can't date that girl because she's a whore."

"Dude, your mom's totally hosing you over."

by Hyro August 03, 2005

Fire-Hose

The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.

After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.

by AntEnt March 10, 2011

hose-head

A Dick-head (literally a Penis-head), a Prick.

That police officer that gave me a traffic ticket is a real Hose-head.

by Doctor No February 11, 2011

air hose

New loafers worn without socks. Pretty much a prep school expression.

John's got some new air hose.

by ALEXfromExeter July 25, 2005

Canty Hose

Sally Hansen's "airbrush legs" - leg makeup that is sprayed from a can; creating smooth, evenly-toned legs which allows the user to avoid wearing Panty Hose/nylon stockings.

I had this hot dress that I wanted to wear with sandals, so I just used canty hose instead of nylons.

by Fat Rey Slim September 04, 2008

Love hose

The counterperson to a "love bucket" in long term, loving relationships. This person supplies love, while the "love bucket" recieves and retains it.

"How are you, my love bucket?" "Just wonderful, my love hose!".

by Hapavalley November 09, 2005