Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"
Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"
Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"
by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009
The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
by angrysumo February 04, 2010
Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
by Hawktribe September 27, 2009
When a person(s) enter a social circle, become friends with everyone else, then proceed to start large amounts of drama resulting in unrepairable damage of varying degrees. Because of the "infection" to everyone you know, its nearly impossible to get rid of the person(s) that cause the drama.
John: Dude these women are playing everyone against each other. I can't get rid of them either because one is always around everyone else and the other is dating my best friend.
Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.
Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.
by Thevance April 20, 2010
Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.
guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?
guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.
guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.
guy #2: Meh....
guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.
guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.
guy #2: Meh....
by kevthenurse August 23, 2013
by SmuseK June 09, 2011
Herpies spots all over the head, face or lips. Can also be used to describe acne or blisters on the face or lips.
Dude 1 : "Whats up bro?"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"
by Handsom Queef August 21, 2009