hat nazi

a fat white woman who is 500 pounds, who will haul all that ass just to take your hat and fuck up your day

Fucking MS. Washburn is a hat nazi

by i forgot April 13, 2005

hat trick

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a hat on (doggy style), and as you climax, pull out and ejaculate in the hat then slam it upon the sluts head.

Aaron: Jon why is Emily's hair all fucked up.
Jon: I straight hat tricked that bitch.

by J.A.K.E. L.O.T. October 30, 2011

Hat Tilting

The act of tilting your hat in any direction other than the normal hat wearing position. Used by the majority of youth that wear hats. Some may be able to pull it off, and others look like they're just too stupid to put their hat on straight.

Cool person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: High five!

Dumb person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: *Punch* Hat tilting mofo!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

Hat Faces

A group of chavs who have their faces hidden under their baseball caps so that you can't see their faces. They're like sheep and are always together and follow each other without thought.They also walk like they're carrying carpets..and like throwing Biscuits ¬_¬ *cough*MONGS*cough*

"Look at those damn Hat Faces!"

by stuffyou January 22, 2006

Hat Trick

having sex with three different people of the opposite sex in one day.

I scored a Hat Trick on my birthday

by dan January 27, 2003

hat trick

1.When a one soccer(football in Brittish English) or hockey player scores 3 goals in a single game(related to a similarly name feat in cricket, probably a reference to the magic trick of pulling a rabbit out of a hat)

2.any improbable accomplishment

The guy just did a hat trick.

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2008

Hat trick

To sleep with 3 guys from the same fraternity or 3 girls from the same sorority.

Dude I can't believe you finally got the hat trick with that house!

by somerandomperson1 July 6, 2010