hardon

variant of hard-on

I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.

by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004

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muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009

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An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.

Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot

by Clearance Drinkwater July 22, 2006

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harmonians

People who advocate a romantic relationship between Harry and Hermione in the Harry Potter series. See also "delusional."

The Harmonians were highly depressed and a little hysterical when they were proved wrong by canon.

by Callio September 1, 2005

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Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.

"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."

by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008

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Harmony

In the Harry Potter fanfiction world, another name for the Harry/Hermione ship.

R/Hr shipper: Yay for the Good Ship!!! OBHWF!!!
H/Hr shipper: *smacks* Shut up, idiot! Harmony all the way!

by HannahCallen May 22, 2006

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Harjan

Is a shy guy but the smartest, sweetest, caring, and loving person in the world. And he is also very handsome and almost every girl has a crush on him, so you can identity him as the "hot guy in the class or school". And according to Wikipedia his name is an actually god name in Punjabi.

Person 1: Who is Harjan
Person 2: He is the best person ever

by Unknown8080 October 11, 2020

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