Hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem

“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

by guhvelmo March 31, 2022

Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster

Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.

by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 19, 2010

Russian Hamster Wheel

A chick stomps on a guys wiener

that bitch Russian hamster wheeled me

by ur butthole November 22, 2011

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016

electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.

Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?

by lolomguy February 25, 2020