A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021

by muffhunter69USA October 2, 2011

by jack mequik December 28, 2013

Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.
Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.
by DClark22 August 23, 2011

Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.
by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
by TyBenj October 16, 2010

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
