One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019

Papua New Guinea

A country in Oceania where you get beaten to death by some group of ooga booga

I got beat to death in Papua New Guinea

by A really big weirdo July 30, 2022

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025

Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.

I want a guinea pig

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

guinea

Although it may refer to Italians in particular, the connotation is an Italian who is in the Mafia or somehow connected - mobbed up.

Scarface: Mob Guys. Guineas. I don't trust 'em.

by MDawg Vegas August 23, 2023

viagra guinea pig

The sex drive of the eary test subjects for Viagra..

Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...

by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011