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Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
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Ghost Groceries

When you walk into the kitchen planning to grab food, open the fridge or pantry, stare at it for a few minutes, and then walk away without taking anything.
"Bro, I just did ghost groceries again, opened the fridge three times and still didn't eat anything.
by SnackBandit September 21, 2025
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Grocery Boy

A cute boy, such as one you might find bagging groceries in a Publix.
Example 1. "Oh, he's definitely a grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day."
Example 3.

Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"
by JacksonHarlinquin January 2, 2024
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grocery bag of a woman

My wife went to the auto shop .she's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022
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grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.
Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
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Bagged the groceries

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.
by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018
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Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
by Hey Jack August 17, 2014
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