Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.

I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)

by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024

Ghost Groceries

When you walk into the kitchen planning to grab food, open the fridge or pantry, stare at it for a few minutes, and then walk away without taking anything.

"Bro, I just did ghost groceries again, opened the fridge three times and still didn't eat anything.

by SnackBandit September 21, 2025

Grocery Boy

A cute boy, such as one you might find bagging groceries in a Publix.

Example 1. "Oh, he's definitely a grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day."
Example 3.

Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"

by JacksonHarlinquin January 2, 2024

grocery bag of a woman

grocery bag of a woman

My wife went to the auto shop .she's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018

Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014