Example 1. "Oh, he's definitely a grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day."
Example 3.
Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"
Example 2. "I saw the cutest grocery boy at the store the other day."
Example 3.
Person One: "This is the new guy I'm going out with."
Person Two: "Wow, he's a real grocery boy!"
by JacksonHarlinquin January 2, 2024
Get the Grocery Boymug. When you walk into the kitchen planning to grab food, open the fridge or pantry, stare at it for a few minutes, and then walk away without taking anything.
"Bro, I just did ghost groceries again, opened the fridge three times and still didn't eat anything.
by SnackBandit September 21, 2025
Get the Ghost Groceriesmug. 1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
Get the Grocery storemug. by mrsbubbles September 11, 2020
Get the Grocery Whoremug. by Hooker 2 May 8, 2021
Get the Eatin Groceriesmug. Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
Get the grocery grabbermug. The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015
Get the Grocery Gamblingmug.