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grizzly life

Life of the hairy, a line usually said by someone with a large, impressive beard
*shaved man*: man, now that I have shaved, I look like a teenager!
*bearded man*: not for me man. I'm all about that grizzly life
by ClassyGirlStatus January 4, 2014
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Grizzly

Word used to describe somthing in a disheveled or disorganized state.
John clean this dorm, it's looking a little grizzly!
by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019
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old grizzly

LOL old grizzly can be anything from your hair strands to the toenail clipper you use and yess I know what your thinking it can be that too
Yo daddy/momma got that old grizzly on his fingers
by thetruth_dealwithit February 3, 2021
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Grizzly Glove

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!

Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010
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National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
by User 98702 October 25, 2023
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dirty grizzly

When a penis gets lubed up with honey and gets stuck in a vagina for 18 minutes longer than expected.
He was 18 minutes late to work because he gave her a dirty grizzly.
by Grizz Biz July 11, 2021
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