*shaved man*: man, now that I have shaved, I look like a teenager!
*bearded man*: not for me man. I'm all about that grizzly life
*bearded man*: not for me man. I'm all about that grizzly life
by ClassyGirlStatus January 4, 2014

by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019

LOL old grizzly can be anything from your hair strands to the toenail clipper you use and yess I know what your thinking it can be that too
by thetruth_dealwithit February 3, 2021

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

When a penis gets lubed up with honey and gets stuck in a vagina for 18 minutes longer than expected.
by Grizz Biz July 11, 2021
