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butthole gremlin

a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
by will mcgarty June 7, 2007
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gremlin

A girl or guy that seems perfect (warm, cuddly), but has a dark side (cold, scaly) lurking underneath. This dark side may come out during drinking sessions (i.e. "fed after midnight") or at unpredictable times.

A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.
Roommate: "Why would you ever break up with that girl Kaylee? She was great!"

Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"

Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."
by gonclif January 3, 2009
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Gremline

The act of crushing someones head inside of your butt.
"Gremline!"

"MMF!"

"FATALITY"
by UbEr1337gUy December 9, 2008
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Point Gremlin

A person who waits until solutions are posted on a particular exam and then immediately approaches the professor/proctor to argue points back. To qualify as a point gremlin, one must only attempt to argue minuscule amounts of points back.
Oh look, Tom's being a point gremlin again, he's trying to argue back half a point on his program for style issues.
by DCowboy January 27, 2011
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Weed Gremlin

A person that never talks to you or wants to hangout unless you have weed.
A: Don't tell him you have weed or he will come over and try to hit the bowl
B: Yeah you're right, he's such a weed gremlin
by 5 Blunts August 12, 2014
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ganja gremlin

Some one who's uses you for weed or only wants to smoke your weed.
Gracie is such a ganja gremlin !!! She only comes to my house to smoke!!
by Papihdog September 18, 2017
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ket gremlin

girl who goes to marlborough college with long blond hair, does drama a-level and never misses a sesh.
person 1: oh look its Melissa
person 2: lol she's such a ket gremlin
by hennnnny September 29, 2019
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