Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.

Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!

by Nattybeta420 November 14, 2021

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

baby gram

A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.

My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”

by terrencespectacle January 31, 2019

Gram exchange

When you offer your dealer a certain amount of weed in exchange for another strain of weed. If the strain is better you get more grams back, if it’s worse, vice versa.

Hey dude, did you know Timmy does gram exchange now?

by Filantropist1996 April 21, 2022

grammed

The act of saying/spelling a word wrong in such an amazingly stupid manner that you should be labeled as such.

dude u grammed, It's actually said/spelled...

by BS000 January 28, 2019

Franky Gram

One who has a fetish for transvestite hookers particularly of Asian ethnicity.

I thought was straight but it turns out he's a Franky Gram, he likes chicks with dicks.

by Mayor of titty city May 22, 2019