national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt

boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*

by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021

Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend

All yours, whenever the urge strikes you

Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you

by Yoursssssssss July 4, 2023

drop dead, gorgeous

Tbh, the most amazing band in the world. Ever.

Drop Dead, Gorgeous are fucking awesome! Let's mosh...

by johnjohnn October 8, 2007

Gorgar

Helloween - Gorgar

A really funny song!

"Goooorgaaaar will eeeaaat yooooouuu!"

by Random Asshole October 21, 2004

gorgeous-er

Being more gorgeous than gorgeous itself

all Kristins are Gorgeous-er than all Ashleys in the world

by ILikeZebras. August 4, 2010

pleasure gorgeous

Typically a guy telling a girl she's pretty then he'll jerk off

"Pleasure gorgeous"

by waffleChan January 27, 2017

Smurf Gorge

This is the same as blue balls. Except this is what the women get.

His girlfriend hasn't had sex in the longest time and as a result because of the fact he dumped her. Also she has no way of getting the sexual orgasm she really needs. If she doesn't get it she will soon get smurf gorge.

She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.

What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.

by Someone20 March 14, 2009