Going bald

When you shave your head.

Hey look he's going bald.

by abathingjoshy July 3, 2015

im going to die

plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater

no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die

by Handle can't be blank. May 22, 2020

I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

going to the beach

code-phrase for getting high on maryjane.

"Dude, i'm going to the beach this weekend, wanna come?"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"

by BlackHash October 8, 2009

going postal

When someone gets uncontrollably angry, often to a point of violence, usually in a workplace

After finding out Mark had another hour added to his 4 hour mail delivery shift, He brought a gun into work the next day and was reportedly going postal on fellow workers and customers

by NickBaggss March 4, 2016

Going Code

An act of going up the wrong side of the stairs. Most commonly used in two-story schools, stairs with rails, and buildings. It gives you a thrill like no other because you are breaking a rule of going up a side of the stairs that you should only be going down, not UP. A tradition at some schools that will carry on throughout the United States. Must be done when given the opportunity. Came from the the book King Arthur and the Code of Chivalry.A fairly new phase, but has spread through cities.

Everyday, schools should be going code.

by ONHERE July 8, 2009