Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

glomp

A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.

Tyler ran up to Caitlin and glomped her.
She fell down.

by The real Soup February 21, 2009

Glory Beer

The beer or beers that is first opened the morning after drinking. Most likely during a hang over to cure such hang over. Or to keep drunk from the night before.

Jeremy reached over from his bed, hung over from the night before, to grab a beer to cure his hang over.

Tanner woke up still drunk from the night before and cracked open a glory beer to start the day.

by rpcob April 24, 2010

glompage

Glompage (adj)The act of glomping another.

Ex:
Person 1: OMG! Glompage *runs and glomps a person*
Person 2: ack! *falls over*

by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007

gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Glory Wipe

The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.

"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"

by Messiah of Fromage January 27, 2009

edge of glory

moment of death. originated from Lady Gaga's song "The Edge Of Glory" dedicated to her grandpa after his death and featuring Clarence Clemons who died with the release of the video.

I hear Jason's grandpa is on the edge of glory.
that's sad man. he was cool

by itsAllTheSame June 20, 2011