Hop Into My Futon

Inviting a girl/boy to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Bro, these seniors are bad.
Guy 2: Right, she can hop into my futon for real.

by Littlepepsi March 16, 2022

Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion

The act of forcing a towel inside a man's ass while giving him a blowjob, then as he is about to cum ripping the towel out of his ass. Getting him to shit on the floor is the desired goal.

I met a girl last night, she pulled a Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion on me! I'm glad we were in the bathtub!

by Rtb31 July 21, 2022

fusion dance

What Kim Kardashian's parents did to make her so hot.

"Hey man do you know why Kim Kardashian is so hot?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause her parents did the fusion dance."

by renal167 April 27, 2008

Fumón

Spanish slang for one who smokes weed constantly. English equivalent to pothead.

Este cabrón fuma porros todo el dia...que fumón!

by SuperMario October 28, 2007

Futon

A word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word 'Sex'.... Or even 'Sexy'

Ollie: Oooo j'adore futon

Becki: Mmmm you're overly futony

by Beckiiiiiii August 10, 2010

Fusion Jazz

Mixture between funk and the chords of Jazz creating this new type of modern day sounding jazz.

Chick Korea is a great Fusion Jazz band! CHECK EM OUT!

by davo9678d April 29, 2011

pooplear fusion

a reaction in which the smell from two or more individuals flatulating in the same area fuse to create a smell so terrible there are no words to descibe it except "pooplear fusion". pronounced poop-lee-ar fusion.

Jeremy and Andy farted at the same time and cleared the room. They have created pooplear fusion.

by Jteremy March 12, 2008