Funks you

A combination of thank you and fuck you for when you don't know how to reply

Person: "you're hair looks nice but you're makeup looks weird"
Me:" uhm...funks you?"

by BB G April 25, 2015

dungus-fungus

another word for shrooms because as we all know mushrooms is fungus and it grows on poop

lookie lookie bro i scored us some dungus-fungus
dude wtf you those grow on cow shit right?

by P∑Ω¡sMuƒƒan October 1, 2009

fungus

A person who has a large belly, pisses their pants, keeps rotting food in their locker and smells like he just took a crap and smeared it all over himself.

Everyone, run! That fungus kid is over there

by schu May 1, 2005

Funkutated

When someone smashes the Tater-tots in your pocket

"You Funkutated my TOTS!"

by Jack The White Kid,josh,erika August 12, 2009

The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 8, 2009

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

FUNGUS

Someone who lays around all day doing nothing and waiting for the welfare check.

Damn those abrams are some lazy mother fuckers.

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005