fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

fruit ninja warrior

somebody who slices themselves.

person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"

by oooooong June 16, 2022

fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

Fruit Yak

A large, hairy, and overweight animal who loves to use racial slurs about people of African descent. Their symbol to each other is a fur hat with two horns.

The fruit yak insulted Elon Musk with his derogatory remarks about being African descent.

by J0hn0r May 4, 2023

Waxy Fruit

Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet

"Did you see John? He's a total waxy fruit."

by Zooey Chazanovich March 28, 2010

fresh fruit basket

A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.

Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.

by Steeeeebe April 4, 2016