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frozen Joe

Renowned frozen yoghurt franchise, known for its exquisite taste and innovative flavours. The flagship stores in and around Berlin, as well as their franchises, provide customers with a delicious and healthy tasting experience.
Boy: Do you wanna go and get an ice-cream?
Girl: Nah, let's get a frozen joe, they're the best in town.
by littlecaprice April 20, 2017
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.
“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”
by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 2, 2021
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frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.
Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!
by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019
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Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
by forzadude June 11, 2023
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Frozen Planet

A series on the Discovery Channel that consists of some of the most Epic footage of the Earth's polar regions. Watching this while stoned, and in HD, is probably the greatest thing to ever be made. ever.
Dude, wanna smoke and watch Frozen Planet?
by Always Winning August 23, 2012
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frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C
Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?
by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020
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