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foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
mugGet the foul and a missmug.

Party foul

The conditions that resulted in vomit
Your room is a party foul.
by anonymous May 6, 2021
mugGet the Party foulmug.

April Foul’s Day

An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.

Generally considered poor form.
They announced it as an April Fools’ Day joke, but on the wrong day! A total April Foul’s Day.
by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023
mugGet the April Foul’s Daymug.

Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
mugGet the Foul Hookmug.

Foul

A person makes a boo boo, big bad also known as major maximo fuckadoo shitstorm. They are caused by the rankest of shit winds from the shitty valley in shit city (also known as "shitty city".

Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Damn son that bitch is foul!" Your bro says as you fist bump and switch around to let him throw his hotdog down the hallway. **exception: this only pertains to dragons, butterfaces, or general ragged hags. If shes up to a 8 or better you keep that ho to yourself
by Pseudocyanide May 31, 2022
mugGet the Foulmug.

Foul ball

When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023
mugGet the Foul ballmug.

Rafiq Abu Foul Syndrome

A type of disease where you lose your hair, become a rapist and a pedophile. Mostly found in the Abu Foul family tree.
"Ibrahim as gotten Rafiq Abu Foul Syndrome, I'm sorry ma'am"
Sentence one depicts a doctor telling Ibrahim's mom that he has RAF Syndrome
by Joseph Diliani June 13, 2022
mugGet the Rafiq Abu Foul Syndromemug.

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