Fort Morgan

A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034

11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)


39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%

58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%

WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....

tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!

but most likely the last one!

by Social_Butterfly_Kelsey February 1, 2009

Fort Knox

A person that refuses to have sex.

They are locked down like the actual fort.

No one is breaking in to that gold mine.

She's fort knox.

by Wonder_Woman30 March 6, 2010

Fort Campbell

FTCKY: A place of no return, where once there you will never leave unless its to Korea. A life of misery and regret. Filled with Vampire rapists and gutter sluts. Average day consists of fighting Vampires while covering your ass all while staining your clean socks. And all while we get paid for it.

Dude did you see them butt raping vampires at Fort Campbell?

Man I stained my clean socks after the butt raping vampires chased me!

by Q-Ball8142 February 8, 2009

Fort Night Stand

A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.

Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"

Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."

by sourdieselkid January 6, 2011

Fort collins high school

Fort collins high school has people who are fake and who are either dumb or retarted or the hoes who fuck every guy they see in the school they act like the shit even the Chinese bitches who date every niggah that is out their and can't even be strait or stick with one niggah for once of their life they should be real

{Fort collins high school}is a school for.kids

by Fort collins high school July 9, 2018

Fort Myers

A city in southern Florida. Population: 62,298 officially but really more like 200,000 since most people live outside city limits. It is composed almost entirely of suburbs and strip malls, with a few ghettos thrown in for good measure. The population consists mostly of close-minded fake suburban people and their wigger children. The only other common type of person in Fort Myers is 80+ and drives only Lincoln Town Cars (or Jaguars, if they have a bit of money). As noted by some of the other entries, nothing ever really happens in Fort Myers. The center of the city is about 10 miles east of the Gulf of Mexico and the local government markets it to tourists as "paradise" even though it has more litter than most cities of its size. AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Rhonda: "Where should I move so that my family and I can feel like everyone in the world is a white conservative Christian?"

Lily: "Fort Myers, Florida."

by Slim6346 June 9, 2011

Fort LeBoeuf

The worst school district in the world, located in Waterford, PA, where drugs are everywhere, girls have babies starting in 6th grade and the guys always try to act like theyre not gay. The state made a rule book strictly for this district with a bunch of fake, stupid laws because they knew all of these retards would fall for it.

Those two kids just sold drugs to each other! But the teacher standing 10 feet away didnt notice so its ok! Thats fine, lets just finish feeding the ants that live under the carpet by the cafeteria! Boy, Fort LeBoeuf is such a great school!

by Veri813 January 23, 2009